The World’s Richest Hindu Gurus: 2013

March 29, 2013

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$wami

A Special Investigative Report by Selecting Stones by Liangyi Chen and Phil Ingram In the general atmosphere of this prevailing reign of stupidity itself that we are now witnessing everywhere around us on a universal scale, the clouds of mysticism have once again surrounded all phenomena of art and culture with a poetic color and […]

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Neither Revolutionary Nor Gangster: Dead Prez Officially Gives Up on Social Progress and Instead Embraces Irrational Buddhist Mysticism (Straight Bullshit)

March 23, 2013

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Dead Prez, "No Way As The Way"

by Jesús Salvatore After Selecting Stones officially came into being as a minor internet phenomenon two years ago in February 2011, the entire committee of scientific editors, speaking as a whole, formally announced that it would be the primary task of this blog to enable the world to clarify its own consciousness and awaken it […]

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Ten Years Ago Today, America Bombed the Shit out of Baghdad for No Reason (“Shock and Awe” a decade later)

March 21, 2013

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Shock and Awe: March 21, 2003

One decade + two days ago, America and its Coalition of the Willing™ (including such famously reactionary states as Poland, which has been feverishly Catholic ever since 1989) invaded Iraq, seemingly at the time (and now) for absolutely no reason at all other than that Saddam Hussein represented an old Cold War relic that still […]

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Erratum: Apparently the photo of Bergoglio giving communion to Videla is false

March 15, 2013

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Pope John Paul II and Pinochet

Within the past 18 hours or so, evidence has surfaced that the famous photo of a priest (supposedly Jorge Bergoglio, the new pope) giving communion to Argentine military dictator Jorge Videla is, in fact, not a picture of Bergoglio.  The photo was from the AFP archives (taken December 12, 1990, it seems) and apparently it’s […]

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The Papacy, again: More on Popes and Fascists

March 14, 2013

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Ante Pavelić

As a follow-up to yesterday’s commentary on the Argentine fascist who has been named the new pope, we have something else cooked up for our readers.  We present, for your consideration, this collage of popes with fascist and right-wing dictators, some of whom were elected into power: From top-left, going clockwise: Leo XIII with Otto […]

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Roman Catholic Church Chooses Fascist Pope Yet Again, this time from Argentina instead of Germany

March 13, 2013

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Pope Francis I and Jorge Videla

IN NOMINE DOMINORUM NOSTRORUM RATIONIS MATERIALISMIQUE DIALECTICI HABEMUS PAPAM DICTATOREMQUE DEXTRAE POLITICAE So, the Roman Catholic Church picked Jorge Bergoglio of Argentina as the new pope.  Yes, it is true that the pontiff named Francis had intimate links with the right-wing military dictatorship behind the Dirty War.  And our source for this revelation is not […]

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The Prince Who Got Screwed Up

March 12, 2013

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Alwaleed bin Talal

by S. M. A. A little bit of modern capitalist theology: – Is the Prince Alwaleed bin Talal richer than God? – Certainly – Is the Prince happy? – Certainly not – Why is the Prince unhappy? – Because his story got screwed up – How does a prince who is richer than God get […]

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